I got married recently and one of my friends remarked that it was the first wedding he could remember where he didn’t split his pants.

Good start!

I can’t imagine Roy Keane being angry with me.

BODYSHAMING HASHTAG PROBLEMATIC

BODYSHAMING HASHTAG PROBLEMATIC

I tend to subscribe to the “Good Lord, I hope 30-year-old professional athletes aren’t relying on a captain to keep the ship steady...”school of thought, but this is a whole other level of a supposed leader cracking and likely stressing his team out beyond belief.

I think the funniest part here is that Kevin Love turned out to be one of the most unlikeable shitheads in the league. Was essentially given whatever he wanted in Minnesota, wanted to be the alpha, and then pouted and shot his way out of town when the chips didn’t fall the right way.

Oh man, so dismissive and cool. Nice!

The blog can fuck itself too.

Allow me to be the first to praise you for avoiding the usage of “bro” as a pejorative.

I hate myself for clicking on this.

Forgive me for not giving Haisley the benefit of the doubt

Here’s a sampling of the unapologetic over-confidence (remember, this was Iceland, in their first ever major tournament, playing Portugal, who’s star player earns more Euros in a week than Iceland has citizens), the whimsical language, the staunch homerism, and clear anti-Ronaldo bias that typified the Grapevine…

I must be thick, because I’m always confused as to how a tackle could *not* be “studs up” if someone is sliding along the ground.

You have to wonder what percentage of the readership understands that PFTCommenter is destroying literally everything that they hold dear (Trump, casual racism, classism, etc.).

The man scored ninety-six points in his age 49 season. Nothing to add.

Live look at Bruins fans:

All things being relative I suppose.

I don’t know what keeps Haisley employed. I have never, EVER seen a Deadspin writer so routinely and justifiably slaughtered in the comments, for both ridiculous opinions *and* outright false statements.

Crying.

I’m not exactly clear on how Federer “never achieved what Djokovic has.” By the time Federer was 29, he had won 16 grand slams, whereas Djokovic, at 29, has won 12, and Federer only missed out on actual Grand Slams via consecutive finals losses on clay at the French.