Well, now, I didn’t say that. But I also didn’t not say it.

I saw a TV special during that NY prison escape thing about how fugitives are caught. Apparently one guy had been out of jail for years and was dating a girl whose father noticed that he never sped, came to a full stop at ALL stop signs, etc.

I had been fixated on the fact that “three planes to London” included the return trip, but yes, this too.

THIS ARTICLE IS PROBLEMATIC

Oof. Lovely assessment of this shithole we all waste so much time on.

Hi, not sure if you saw this, but you sure got your pageviews over your fauxrage so fuck it, right?

Why do you “hate to be Team Tattoo Artist” if you think he’s right?

It’s honestly impressive at this point. It’s almost like we’re being trolled.

Though it helps to keep in mind that the Gold Cup is a pretty irrelevant tournament in the grand scheme of things, so magnanimity goes down a little easier than it would had this been in, say, the World Cup.

I can’t think of a joke to convey how fucking terrible that AZ announcing crew is.

Any Spanish speakers able to translate the vid for that first penalty por favor?

When I was a kid I asked my dad why the bullpen guys didn’t just fight each other in the outfield if they were so intent on getting involved. He asked me to get him a beer.

“One Great Game” by Don Wallace is actually a great account of the lead-up to that 2001 game. Crazy to see how many of the Poly guys just flat didn’t pan out, even in college.

Just read this 15 months later and laughed out loud for some reason. As you were.

Few things sing “baseball brawl” to me quite like one of the guys starting to scream and jump around excitedly the second there are teammates between him and his opponent.

At least the French Women’s National Team didn’t have to match up against either one, eh, Billy?

+1 sandwich

Laughed out loud at my desk. Goddammit all.

“THIS IS A SINKING SHIP.”