I remember in an interview years ago Bernie Mac said that he loved Choi’s hands at 1B and was excited to see what he could become. This genuinely makes me sad when I think about it.

Mike Greenwell. Nobody nonsensically slid into first harder.

OK, I follow that. I hope the “just figure it out and fucking play the goddamn games!” crowd remembers shit like this the next time the CBA is up. But.....they won’t.

OK, but see, using that example, isn’t Goodell going far beyond the CBA-negotiated punishment (ball deflation is like a $25k fine I think) a league-wide issue that impacts all players as well?

Ah. Thank you, makes sense.

This made me recall an interview with Bryce Harper several years back when he said his favorite teams were the Lakers, the Cowboys, the Yankees, Texas football, and Duke hoops.

Is it really eventually Brady’s call no matter what, though? Can’t the NFLPA make the argument that they’re fighting against the establishment of some sort of disciplinary precedent on behalf of all players?

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED TO SAY.

“You will be hungry in an hour.”

I loved eating raw marshmallows as a kid, and continue to do so to this day. Countless people have told me this is weird or disgusting to eat them anywhere outside of the context of s’mores, and that this is akin to eating mayo out of the jar where most people are able to only enjoy it on a sandwich. I find this point…

The conspiracy theorist in me is tickled that you can only see one side of the bar, too.

Side note: The trend of announcers referencing athletes by their first names has to stop.

WHO THE FUCK POSTS THESE VIDEOS OF THEIR TERRIBLY UPSET SMALL CHILDREN FOR ALL OF THE WORLD TO SEE. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE.

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That is a story that only becomes charming postmortem.

MLS-HATIN’ HAISLEY COMIN’ IN HOT!!!

Laughed out loud at work. Thanks, asshole.

My guess is the WC in Qatar?

Now-Frantic Sports Editor: “Takin’ It In The Enes: Phil Fails Again.”

“Grok” is an absurd word to use in an article about NBA personnel decisions