Is that Hemingway?

I can’t stop laughing at this, especially when coupled with your avatar.

Bruins. It’s the Bruins.

Haven't read this yet, scrolled down to say how thrilled I am that Haisley isn't writing this.

Yeah, for real, I don’t think using your own personal experience with the pitchforks-and-torches mob on the web to denounce said mob is really the worst thing in the world.

Why the fuck would you even want to know? “Oh, now I see that this bedspread is disgusting. I’ll have them move me to another room with an identical disgusting bedspread. And then another. And then another. And then ano....”

Why the fuck would you even want to know? “Oh, now I see that this bedspread is disgusting. I’ll have them move me…

As a Bruins fan who realizes that shootouts 100% cost the team a playoff shot...I am fine with this.

Well, I’ll be a son of a bitch....

‘Twas indeed. I was messing around with “embed” and all that.

Redacted, how the fuck do you embed a tweet on Kinja?

Redacted. How the fuck do you embed a tweet on Kinja.

Yeah for my money Klingenberg has been one of, if not the, best player on the pitch for the US. Rock in the back, marauding on attack, very exciting to see more aggressive fullback play from an American team after Johnson and Yedlin gave us a taste last summer.

That first sentence got lost on its way to The Chive.

From here:

Setting appears to be modern day, with kids who just enjoy 90s retro culture.

I’m sure being sent off while wearing neon yellow shorts and playing in front of 2000 people at the East Jesus Family Recreation Funhouse is exactly what Dempsey had in mind when he left Tottenham.

Red Sox fan here. Everyone gets fleeced from time to time (Amaro more than others), but asking for Bogaerts (who was a top 10 prospect in baseball at that point) in exchange for Bud Godfuckingdamn Norris should lead the other side to believe that you’re not even serious.

It’s comforting, in a sense, that professional GM’s seem to make the same “Aaron Rodgers for Miles Austin, Shonn Greene, and Alex Smith” trade proposals that make all of my fantasy football leagues stagnant, mistrustful, trade-free swamps.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve laughed out loud at in a while

Is the “goooooaaaaaalllllll” thing on Spanish broadcasts one guy’s trademark or is it just universal across all broadcasters at this point?