Now that's just impractical. You know how you always end up with half the cookie batter stuck in a baking whisk? This heel will be like the whisk of mud/poop.

hahaha, so perfect that that's Jim Carrey, too.

Yes, I can imagine — I live in an area where it snows in huge quantities from October - April, so anything with rear wheel drive or open tops is just not an option for me. :( Must move to Arizona...

^Bisexual woman who drives a silver Nissan Versa. It must mean I'm... boring.

They are so preeeeetty though! Mustangs FTW!

"Alternatively, you could leave up your Christmas lights year-round, a vastly more cost-effective alternative."

Premature Ejaculation is medically defined as "ejaculation which always or nearly always occurs prior to or within about one minute". That would mean a considerable number of that 45% have PME, and maybe they don't realize it because they think it's normal? Hmm...

I noticed what you pointed out as well, that their makeup wasn't that flattering — in comparison to that, I would have preferred the bare-faced look too. It looks a little... 80s? idk. Especially the 2nd woman with that lipstick color. I can't be the only one who thinks so!

thanks, good eyebrows are a very important thing to me... so that's great news! I've actually wished they were thicker with a bigger arch, I really like the thick (but sculpted) eyebrow look that's currently in fashion but mine don't take up enough surfaxe area to do so... grass is always greener etc. I do like that…

I wanted to say this too! Her eyebrows are IMPECCABLE. Jealous — I don't do anything to my eyebrows besides pluck them, but they don't lie on the right part of my face to ever be able to naturally get the shape she does. :/

I have green eyes so turquoise eyeliner clashes horribly, but purple or a dark copper? MY JAM.

They may have thought they looked better makeup-free because the models in that article have perfect skin and good features without it. When makeup only adds to the face, rather than concealing imperfections, it's easy to say the au naturel looks good. But what about when you use makeup to hide bad features. Case and…

Adam Carolla is very enjoyable. Yeah, he does shitty things like use 'retarded' as pejorative but he says things in such a raw, honest way that doesn't display a hidden agent, a fakeness/insecurity, like Dr. Drew does. I dislike some things about him as a person, but I respect him and his genuineness.

I'm a second year medical student as well! Where do you go?

To each their own! I'm trying to remember the songs now... I like the "Dig dig dig dig and mine the whole way through" song. Very sing-along-able. My little white self was Jasmine for 1st grade Halloween (no, I did not wear 'brown'face)

I think Anna is someone from Frozen. I haven't seen Frozen (and no, I don't care to, evangelists) but I think that's the redhead one. But yeah, agreed! I'm actually surprised Snow White is so high while Belle is so low — considering Snow White is so much more "old school" I didn't think kids these days identified…

Yeah, what kind of "expert" would value laboratory results over "experience"??? That would be like a judge in a trial valuing DNA fingerprints/tire track marks (I'm thinking of My Cousin Vinny here, ha) over an eyewitness testimony!! Imagine that! It's not like the eyewitness could be lying for the accused, or may be…

NO I DON'T, MOM

And people with too much time on their hands. My #shelfie would resemble something like this:

same, but unfortunately 2 years of medical school has flushed all my creativity skills down the toilet and I'm lucky if I can think of a metaphor better than "Your eyez be like da ocean" now.