""Toxins" is the modern-day equivalent of "ill humours.""

How is it even legal to ban books for being "anti-Christian"? Public school, right?

Dude, not even middle/high school — I still remember learning my first "curse words" in 1st/2nd grade and what sex was around that time. I have a memory of my entire 3rd grade class giggling when my 3rd grade teacher had us read a paragraph about science and there was the word "sex"(as in male/female) in the passage.…

1st born girl rIGHT HERE BITCHESSSSSSS and my younger sis is a lazy fuckup HA HA HA (sorry, sibling rivalry brings out the worst in me)

haha, fair enough. I don't even like reds much but was trying to list one of each (last had Manischeitz probs 7 years ago at a Passover dinner). Moscato it is!

Moscato is the sweetest white wine out there, Manichevitz the sweetest red. Moscato is actually too sweet for me at this point so might be perfect for you (I saw someone labeled Riesling and Gewurz as sweetest but those are actually more middle road — between sweet and dry or "semisweet" — at least IMO)

True. If you mean like, young girls <16 (as opposed to young 'women' like myself), they actually have "pediatric specula" that are 60-70% smaller than the adult ones. We got to see those the same day we did the ob-gyn physical exam with the other specula. Their most common use is pretty sad, though: often for young…

... vulture blowjobs?

Alright, alright, more important news though — Sophia's new hairstyle in OITNB season 2 is ON POINT!:

Yeah, I've never felt uncomfortable with spec exams either, and I'm a tiny person. Even when it's cold I'm just like "oof that's a bit cold" and it's not a big deal. But I've seen a lot of people apart from those with medical issues on here write how much they hate getting pap smears — maybe it's based off…

Also, I forgot to mention I clicked on her twitter and she's 18, not 19 like TMZ mentioned (although you did say 18), and one of her most recent tweets was to this older man complimenting her for something and called her pretty. I go to his page and his twitter description says, "I'm a husband, father, grandfather &…

I feel like I should send out this PSA to all the speculum-fearing ladies, maybe it'll give you a semblance of hope:

This is the new type of speculum to which doctors are switching over. I'm in medical schools, and we just learned how to do pap smears on patients. We were shown on both a metal instrument and a plastic instrument with a little light, because they still use the former in most places, but the latter is the new…

Right? The same manlymen who won't have a sweet mixed drink will be fine with pounding down energy drinks with 50 grams of sugar.

I like a man who can embrace his femininity in a positive light:

Ugh, even for the people who went beyond 'no comment', "We currently do not have plans to work with him in the future" says nothing about their stance on the issue... then if they do work with him later, it can just be excused as "We didn't have plans THEN, but then a month passed and we made plans!" Take a freaking…

I know. I'm 23 and STILL feel like a child some days. AND I feel like I changed a LOT in the past 5 years... namely, after age 21. But 5 years ago? I was watching SpongeBob with friends and jumping on beds to Love is a Battlefield. I was writing emo facebook statuses and an emotionally unstable wreck that didn't know…

"stereotypes about the most homophobic people being secretly in the closet (which is actually a really horrible stereotype, so stop that)"

Hmm. I'd bet it's a bit more people then, but certainly not "every hot woman under 40" (there's a good number of us that *gasp* don't even remove pubic hair!). The one chick I know who waxes the legs also waxes the vulva, but as for the rest of us, ain't nobody got time/money for that $70 Brazilian. I remember Jenna…

yes, because every Japanese person ever (at least, the eaters of miso soup) has never been sick. Ever.