Deadspin: Let’s Remember Some Guys!

Justin McMillan then took the snap, and ran over to the right side of the field, but not before handing the ball off to running back Amare Jones, who used the trickery to get a 45-yard run in.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

*slowly velcros back on shoes and shirt*

Sir, please put your shirt and shoes back on or else we’ll have to deny you service

Hey, they got that guy from Tennessee whose brother was already delivering his eulogy.  Via trade, but still fun.

Well, I would hope any team could beat the Clippers. 11 v 5 is hardly fair.

Now Dirk can spend more time with his kids!

yes, but unlike her husband’s quarterbacking, she’ll get better over time. 

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

Tebow’s not coming back.

Margaritaville PD is too swamped with public intoxication arrests to help me crack the case of my missing shaker of salt.

To use such fowl language

Here’s the tone, Kirk is not only bad at his job but he’s a terrible human being to boot.  Just because he’s mentally ill doesn’t undo those two facts.  

If he’s seriously considering a job offer from Bloodinthestool, then no, he’s not mentally healthy.

when the Lions had players put their hands in a box and figure out what they were touching.

They may have played themselves, but god dammit they did it The Right Way.

Osuna was traded from the Blue Jays to the Astros in a move that caused plenty of controversy among baseball’s self-appointed moral authorities

it would be now and to the Browns.

Do the dead feel?