“I swear, HE’S not mine.”

And that ass defense is now worse. You do know they got worse, right?

Don’t sleep on the fact that it could be they just don’t give a shit about women. 

So what’s your excuse for him not registering as a sex offender as required under his sentence?

When reached for comment Curry called the negative reviews, “foul.” To which James Harden demanded two free throws.

“1 star.

What, like LeBron and “the Decision” to sell out to the Heat?

To be fair, Joel’s been dunking on 6-3 white guys for a few days now.

Matthew Vaughn’s grimy, under-appreciated Kick Ass

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

the most basic answer in these situations is the right one 99% of the time. So, odds are, it was a ghost.

He didn’t have an English accent before the fight.

As someone born/raised in Oregon who moved to Washington I would like to retort by saying....

.... you’re only like, 84% right okay.

Just further proof the world is descending into Onion article territory. The minute I read that I immediately thought of “Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Rape Conviction”

“I am a star.”

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

Is it difficult living a life where you need to hear knock knock before a punchline to get any sort of humor?

You didn’t even mention it was Kyrie’s birthday too, what kind of fan are you? Dick.

Nice suit. He must work the main gate.

We don’t care about his knee, we care that he thinks the earth is flat. Far more interesting.