Fuck you for showing this picture to me

Let Sasha go, she’s absolute trash

Counterpoint: Fuck you.

Yeah, stan the rapist!

This warriors heel turn has been something to behold

I wish the old gods would take me away, and just let me pick a new team to root for like my brother did. But he was always the smart one, the bastard

Lions fan, fuck you.

No shit? Anyone who isn’t a mouthbreather already knows that.

also, it’s “whining”

Words can not describe just how much I do not care about anything you’ve just written. 

You know you don’t *have* to be an absolute taint, right?

I do as a Pistons fan, so fuck his “amazing three!”

The root has posted some hot takes before, but this one here is a downright scorcher 

Where were you when cops were being shot

Fuck’em

my lions actually have a running game, a good offensive line, and they made a smart trade.

Of course, Mayfield was playing against the Jets, and if you were going to bet on any team in football to be on the wrong end of Cleveland’s first win in 635 days, you would’ve picked the Jets.

pictured: Gronk leaving Foxboro for the last time

Shit like this is why people consider the root to be a joke