ghostofjohnnyfootballslifecoach
the ghost of Johnny Football's Life Coach
ghostofjohnnyfootballslifecoach

“I don’t deserve to be treated so terribly by so many random people”

Zach:

I mean I’d be fine with that

yep

Because he’s white and can throw a ball hard.

My heart, it hurts.

Counterpoint: Hereditary was a giant piece of shit movie

that sucks.

I don’t apologize, for the record

While I do feel like my comment against Oregon as a whole still stands, I will change that to say Washington can eat a bear’s asshole.

The judge addressed Luke: “I want to tell you how proud I am of you for completing the program so fast, and it’s very impressive that you’re ready to go to college. … it sounds like things are going well for you, and we expect great things. … congratulations. You deserve a big round of applause.”

oh yeah, this guy. Last time he was here, we had a lot of the “baby raping is fine if you can throw a ball hard” crowd

Art of the deep ball indeed

sometimes when you see a dong like that, all you can do is stare

“Donovan Mitchell is really good”

Damn you Luke Kennard. 

and Ray Allen

you suck at comedy

Nobody gives a fuck about the sixers

“BUT, BUT THEY DO IT TOO!!!” Isn’t the hill you should die on bruh