I have compassion and love for the women who are born into religious extremism. As for the women who choose it not only for themselves but their future families, I have nothing but contempt.

" They may call for beheadings and reblog statements from other stir-crazy extremists in an incredibly misguided attempt to obtain validation. But honestly, they're really not all that different from any of the other 19-year-old hopeless romantics on Tumblr."

Going to the mall food court counts as fine dining.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when people load all their self-image troubles on having had Barbies as a kid. Really? It was that one toy, out of the dozens of toys you had? It wasn't your sister, your mom, your classmates, your bully, TV, magazines, your gymnastics coach, or Judy Blume that might have…

I loved Barbie and somehow I managed to grow up to be a feminist, not have an eating disorder, and be enthused about math AND science. I wonder how that could have possibly happened? Could I perhaps have gleaned some positivity from a doll that can be anything and isn't just pretty, but was president, and astronaut,…

I love when things get advertised via Jezebel promotion "articles" and then a Jezebel writer shits on them the same day.

Yes, but you're probably a horrible person for other reasons too.

I appreciate that you're just cynical and can't accept a story like this at face value, but all the drugs in the world don't give you the mental and emotional fortitude to PERSEVERE through such an illness. The difference in the story would be that he might be dead right now. But you know what else would be…

How is that even a thought that goes through your head? Yes, his moving speech about living with cancer would certainly be less moving if he did not, in fact, have cancer. It was a great speech on a topic we'll all have to deal with sooner or later, please keep your pseudo-edgy comments to yourself.

I had cancer a few years back. Went through the chemo and radiation and now I'm fine. I think the hardest part about it is that I feel like I lucked out and because I had been given the gift of a survivable cancer, I should do more to actively help the cause for those that aren't as fortunate. However, I also…

But that's because the movies are shitty dudebro explosion bewbs movies (i.e. Michael Bay productions).

And they suck because they're cynically churning out absolute dreck decked out with explosions, boobs and tons of whirring CGI, in the belief that those things will be enough. If they put forth a little effort to appeal to more demographics (or hell, even to *market* these things better - Jennifer's Body was…

Let's master subject-verb agreement before attempting word-play, okay?

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Ok, so here is my one and only internet/technology ghost story:

I am giving Louis CK the benefit of the doubt here. Based on past seasons and his own personal politics I have a feeling his character is about to learn something.

US-Canada joint cup? Games in Toronto and Vancouver to go along with the US stadiums?

Those are good questions. And they're worth exploring. Could it be that it was God? Sure, but that's just one possibility. Science will keep searching until we understand.