My mom's a minister, and according to her it was the compilers of the original cannon wanting to make Jesus appear more divine, and less human, which is odd, because the human bit was kind of the whole purpose. It would also place women in a position of power, bc for Jesus to have married a woman, and have her as a…

I'm no expert, but this is how I understand it. It's weird. At the time, an unmarried rabbi would have been highly unusual. Unless Jesus was an Essene, which he might have been, and many Essenes were celibate.

If the Irish were the original inhabitants of North America and had over 90 percent of their population systematically exterminated by the U.S. government, who also broke treaties, introduced disease, and took all the best land... just 5 or 6 generations ago... and THEN had professional sports teams create mascots…

Wait, the Indians play at a place called Progressive Field? Where do the Redskins play, Enlightened Stadium?

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I hate the man to the core. I just think that one line was inaccurately made fun of given how it's actually not stupid. Broken clock, twice a day, y'know the drill.

Replace "racist" with "Communist" or "heretic" or "witch" and see how well your rule works.

If I was a white guy marginally interested in being an ally and then I read something like what you wrote, I would think "fuck it, why even try?"

You are alienating them. It's like saying, "no offense, but..." There is nothing wrong with being a white man working in rape prevention, like there's nothing wrong with being a black woman president. By alienating white men who are trying to be partners in eliminating rape, you are the worst kind of feminist. What…

I know this is one of those questions that gets me banished to the greys, but:

I don't understand. This is bona fide foreign culture from a country made up of predominantly "people of color". How is this a negative thing as the tone of the article seems to imply?

Genes. It's all in the genes.

I swear to spaghetti monster that I don't want to be this person, and I'm sorry for being this person, and I hate me for being this person, and I'm the one who clicked this headline...but these like six weeks are the least appropriate weeks to goof on Christianity. Maybe that makes it funnier; I get that,…

He literally stops being hard when he has to finger me or go down on me. It's like a chore.

It's not going to get any better. This should be your honeymoon phase.

I'm sorry, are you paying attention to anything you write? It's laughably ludicrous.

It's okay that that's your opinion, but hopefully you realize those notions are not American notions and thus the people around you are likely to disagree. This nation was founded on Enlightenment principles, among them that each person does have "inherent rights." It's cool if the Enlightenment is just not your cup…

I am pretty sure Jezebel has an editorial style guide that specifically states not to say any thing bad about islam, ever. In fact if you go through their most recent articles on suicide bombings and what not, they won't even mention the name of the religion.

Lol. Jezebel would never have made this post if it were a cross.

You guys are going to turn "sons" into the next "throwing shade" aren't you?

As a proud Canadian, I wish the U.S the best of luck and good health in today's contest