SA is the worst country on earth.

Oh no she di’int. damn girl...

She should have some abortions to celebrate her awesomeness. SHOUT IT!!!

Shout it! Sing it!!! I’m writing a musical-comedy about all my abortions. It’s called “Ten Little Fetuses” haha!!! Shout it!!!

Condoms are bosser

Like them? I looooove them! I want to marry my abortions!!! Cannot wait until my next one!!! Someone fuck me...

Keep on fuckin’!!! Condoms are for wimps. Bareback and abortions—the breakfast of champions

Nope. Or the body of the fetus

No, celebrate it, girl!!! It's you doing the you thang. Put your abortion selfies on Facebook, sisters! Abortion parties!!!!

Fuck yeah!!! Abortions!!!! Let’s all go have some!!! Woo-hoo!!! I laugh at that fucking fetus tissue pile of shit. Hahaha!!!

Hey, that's OK. It's cool, it's cool. We just need to regroup. So rehabilitation didn't work so well this time. But that's just one time. He goes back to prison, gets some better therapy, learns some new skills and the next time he's released, he will be a changed man. We can fix him!!!

He needs to resign today. This is GREAT fucking journalism. Kudos, Deadspin!

SA is the most insidious, evil nation on Earth. I cannot wait for the day we are free of our addiction their oil and we can treat them as the dangerous, crazy state they are.

Sorry for you. Your life must really suck right now, knowing that your is so scuzzy, oily and gross. What's it like to be lumped in with the Oakland Raiders, SMU, Miami and Penn State? You can cheat and win all you want, but you'll never, ever be the Packers, Steelers or Giants. This whole Patriots era is filthy.…

Do I really care what that cheating fuck douchebag thinks? He's a total fraud.

How many? I'm a guy, I have nine.

Call me.

This sounds like really, really bad slam poetry written by a 15 year old

People are missing the magnitude of the Patriots chronic, institutional cheating of the past 15 years. Put it into context: no professional sports team since the 1919 Black Sox. Bill Belicheck should be banned for life from the NFL. He is as immoral as Pete Rose, to say the least. I think the story is too big for most…

You're exactly right. I don't think many sports fans are grasping the magnitude of this story. This is the worst thing any pro sports team has done since the 1919 Black Sox scandal. It's at level and maybe it's even worse. Bill Belichik should be banned from the NFL for life. In fact, why shouldn't the Patriots be…