Their economy is super extra fantastic so they do have plenty of money to piss away like this. Schools? Infrastructure? Joining the modern world? Nah, model ships! Ayatellin' ya now, this is a dumb idea.

Everything? You sexy minx, you.

That's a lot weight, and who knows what she'll do with it all. But how much are tickets in terms of money?

I don't know, but I've never been like that. Extreme stuff is awful to me. I've seen violent stuff, S&M stuff and its a turn-off. Whips, chains, dog collars, latex, machines, candles, anything else I'm missing is so not my scene. The only porn I like is of basic normal-looking naked women, nothing weird. And I've…

Well, I didn't want to be the one to have to tell you, but, please, sit down. OK. Do you remember those two very tall buildings in Lower Manhattan? Yes, those two. Well, one day in September 2001, a very bad thing happened...should I go on?

"Lean In" means "give me more money for some totally obvious business lady pro tips you can't possible live without."

I don't do any of that fantasy stuff. Never a second of this show, or any of The Lord of the Rings stuff or Harry Potter or any of it. I'm sure it's great, but it's just not my thing. I avoid all horror movies, too. And Westerns. Except "Lonesome Dove." What a book. And any prison movie. Except "Shawshank." What a…

You're really overthinking. Men just like looking at naked women. Some men have fetishes. So do some women. Who knows why? But I don't think being into BDSM means you want to kill people. Do dominatrixes want to actually murder their clients? Maybe they do, none of that stuff is my thing, I'm just a boring, vanilla,…

You take orders as a stripper, too. And the customers can be rude as hell. I'm a guy and I used to go with my friends to a bunch of different strip clubs all the time when I was younger. The men in clubs see the dancers as subservient and not in power at all. The thinking is you spread your legs, you shake your tits…

Getting paid to have strangers cum on your face and fuck you in the ass is really gross and degrading. It's the same as taking money to let shit on you, barf on you or piss on you. Porn actors, strippers, hookers make themselves objects, just blow-up sex toys and then they bitch when people don't treat them like Meryl…

That AIDS conspiracy theory is incredibly far-fetched and has zero likelihood of being real. Your belief that it's possible is exactly the problem. There is no way in hell it was possible for the CIA to secretly produce a genocide-inducing virus, introduce it to the just right number of monkeys, watch as Africans got…

He should go play golf with Kim Jung Il. They are so both so strangelgely talented at at aspects of "sports."

It's not part of Asia culturally, historically, or, I'd argue, geographically. It's like Central America not being part of North America. You could make the argument North America ends only where South America begins, but most would disagree with that.

That's the King James Version. The original Greek translations specifically mentions WestJet and it's equal opportunity HR policies. The ancients knewest not what it meant.

I joined the Navy to see the world. And what did I see? I saw the sea.

Yep, it sure does. I'm just saying that a man, if he is considered good-looking, relies almost entirely on natural looks. Very few guys (maybe Hollywood/broadcast/TV types do) wear make-up, dye their hair, spend a lot on styling, get manicures, skin treatments, all of that awful stuff women have to go through. Yeah, a…

Yes, this is all. The beginning, middle and end of a guy's hair is the genetic lottery.

Probably not. You'll spend the same amount of discretionary income on Red Wings tickets OR dining out/concerts/movies, a big screen TV or whatever. I'm at the point where I'll gladly pay $1,400 for a MacBook, but no way am I paying that much for 10 or 15 hockey or football tickets.

This stuff makes me hate sports. It's hard to like pro sports if you think about it too much. The only way I get by is through keeping my expectations and standards at less than zero when it comes to everyone involved with sports, from owners to sponsors to players.

What are the chances of just sucking your date as opposed to your date just sucking?