Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

Please tell me Papa remarried so the family could have Hot Shot Part Deux.

It’s an M, E, and B for Montreal Expos Baseball. I see the L though, for sure.

There are also few people in the world more qualified to assess Harden’s leadership.

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...

Can we agree that every comment in the history of ever that claims not to be a troll post, is definitely a troll; with this one exception here please?

(Going through the texts

The Shield break up did give us the greatest ever fan-caught-screaming-noooo on audio ever.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Our day was ruined.

Lol I was going to say, is he for the Spanish language broadcast? Because he is a pretty bad mumbler in English

Why does charity have to be classy?

My favorite thing about this is the grudge against Bulworth. I mean if you want to mock critics there are so many more recent examples of critics being idiots. I mean we have recent best picture winners like The Artist, Argo, The King’s Speech, and The Hurt Locker. Those are all pretty silly. I mean Avatar was…

As a complete stranger with your motoring interests at heart, buy the damn thing.

Too bad about that, they are losing classics like “spider” or “picnic”. They might actually have to put real Genesis games on the machine as advertised instead of garbage.

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

“Games I have nostalgia for, and games that I don’t.”

So how on earth did he go from this perfection: