The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

My dad is more of a Penthouse man

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

I’d like to know what Frazier said in protest to the ump. Maybe, “That’s no fair, I thought he didn’t have the ball”? No, that couldn’t have been it..

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

Nazi hunters or Nazi hunters?

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

We did Simon & Simon. No one noticed.

Should have dressed up as Mr. Baseball instead.

Slut is not a perjorative.

“RAPIST INVADES GIRLS DRESSING ROOM!” is not the text you want above your bloodied face. 

While his call of Michaels superkicking Jannetty through the barbershop window (“look at that coward trying to escape!”) is remembered as a classic, Heenan’s other digs were great.

My fondest memory of Bobby was at a house show in Richfield, OH in the late 80's. My mom took me to the show and had gotten great seats on the floor about four or five rows back and on the aisle.

The best Bobby the Brain one-liners was when he said that Hacksaw Jim Duggan spent nine years in the third grade.

Look at this fuckin humanoid over here.

Has anyone heard from Drew today?

Clearly she deserved it. Did you see what she was wearing?