2001-2006 Toyota Camry: Fuse #13 (radio) in engine compartment fuse box.

My parents’ neighbor has a few horses and a donkey. While the horses are very gregarious, the donkey continues to ignore to my offers of friendship. His aloofness fascinates me. Also he stands outside in the snow, I think to show the horses that he's better than them.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

literal sewage treatment facility

The A’s have a top-tier aesthetic, play in a great market, and have an all-time GM, and yet they’re saddled with the stingiest ownership this side of Miami and are forced to play in a literal sewage treatment facility. Life is truly about the give and take.

“What happens after that is fucking Luck.” - Andrew’s fiance, upon being asked what she plans to do after their wedding reception.

Also, those uniforms are fucking beautiful.

My albino is bringing me my Henrietta Pussycat as I shower now.

My toddler is prepared, he does the Naruto run without ever having seen that character. We called it his happy dance when he was given berries. Who knew that he was preparing to storm Area 51.

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

Bruce plans on rolling balls along his backyard with some of his pals.

Damn it, I thought it was what happened when six Mormons forced to live together stop being Polite Salt Lake and start being Real.

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

Kyle Crick, the hero we didn’t know we needed.

That’s why I put one of those “No Soliciting” signs at my front door. Gotta protect my family.

This tweet, though...

I’m on the basketball team at that school and I’d just like to say that following that act was rough.

The best ad for the Kirkland brand is clearly Baskets