New York is gross.

Nobody’s perfect

[slides a beer down the bar]

the guy seated on the far right has ice in his veins. he’s police.

Obviously, those of us reading this article don’t know if the correct call was made because we can’t see a different replay angle, but if the review team did see one and it shows that the runner was out, I don’t see how anything about this was “bullshit.”

Obviously you didn’t buy this car then. Someone, or actually a couple of someones, since it was an auction, wanted it badly enough to pay this much for it. They didn’t want a Prelude or an S2000. There is no relative value when it comes to one-of-ones, it’s worth what someone is willing to pay for it. I don’t…

Beavis unborn child?

I’d say Detroit should feel embarrassed but I think the city responsible for Eminem, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and the Insane Clown Posse probably doesn’t have enough to go around.

Worst “Jeopardy” answer ever:

The Amazon narrative isn’t really true in this one specific instance. This was Bain Capital hollowing them out with debt so they could never invest in improvements, until the business became unsustainable in the face of new challenges

That really is incredible. Just an amazing confluence of poor management by Washington, good timing in the QB market, and good enough play by Cousins to create a perfect storm of compensation.

Arrieta in

Hellickson didn’t receive $17.2 million in free agency. He signed the qualifying offer, which Lynn could have done but didn’t.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

At least we know your favorite temperature.

$77,000?

You should consider swapping your car’s grating door chime for something a little more appropriate.

*sigh* I look at them and I just want to give them a warm meal and a bath. And then call the police.