Between shitbag dentist Walter Palmer, U of M Athletic Director Norwood Teague, and WSU Basketabll Coach Mike Leaf, it’s been bad news from Minnesota lately. On behalf of this otherwise glorious state, I truly and sincerely apologize and I’ll do everything I can to avoid further national embarrassment.

I dig your new truck. Are you going to address the rust?

I was suspended for one game because I am a stapler.

Fuck you.

NEVER FORGET.

You don’t know who Mike Schmidt is?

Happy birthday, Bill!

I’ll take dual DD44 Dostoveis please.

Yes it is.

You mean maybe Derek Lowe or possibly Mike Lowell?

No need to defend it, dude. It’s reliable, luxurious, and maintains a decent resale value. I own an Acura now and would love to own an Acura from here on out.

The Gary Anderson 38 yard FG miss in the 1999 NFC Championship game.

The dialogue, dear God, the dialogue:

I do believe our definitions of "cool", differ, Mr. Petchesky.

"I strongly, stridently, strenuously, sobbingly (unrelated) recommend that at least one of those pounds of sausage be of the hot variety. "

Viking postseason meltdown wounds never quite heal. Also, fuck you, Barry.

Troof. That used to really bother me when watching that show as a kid.

I own a 2010 Tacoma and my dad is in the market for the new Colorado. I was going to try to convince him to get the Toyota but I wont now. Car & Driver also rave about the Chevy in comparison.

I was going to nominate this one as well. I bought a DC-65 from Costco over Black Friday and while the sample size is short, it's been outstanding thus far. Be sure to register your Dyson if you purchase one as Dyson will overnight replacement parts for free.

I was going to nominate this one as well. I bought a DC-65 from Costco over Black Friday and while the sample size…

Dat gap.