An automobile enthusiast would never pay a dealership for wiper blades or a battery. For shame.

Fried egg is a most legit burger fixin', however, try bone marrow once. Shhhh...do it and thank me later.

God's chariot!

I'll be there! #foreveralone.

Did I miss the VIKINGS/Redskins throwgasm rating? Was it 9 or 10?

I realize these are very similar in design to those found on a Nissan Xterra, but I do dig these brown alloys.

The Twins would benefit from his managerial services...

*Fired

Don't tell Vietnamese-Americans, it's their beer of choice.

Reigning Miss Florida!

Fuck you, Kevin Love. That is all.

One must consider a deep fryer for worst to clean. Ever try cleaning one before? Even Jolie Kerr would delegate that task!

Show me the Kate Upton version, please.

I saw a guy wearing a blue Nishioka shirtsey three weeks ago while out running errands. I was impressed it survived.

Am I the only one who doesn't personally know a single person who actually plays League of Legends? Foreveralone?

Battletoads is even more difficult on two-player. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND?

The Timberwolves drafted two mistakes in the Florida box score.

Great list. I'd like to add the "completely painted in gold/silver mime therefore entitled to money" guy.

For all interested bidders, these are genuine game-used and I'd be more than happy to autograph them. I'm mostly sure I've pissed in all of them.

I'd like to cite the Minneapolis Lakers precedent of 1960.