I suppose it could be worse.

Minnesota.

Fried pig ears are outstanding. They taste like a combination of chewy bacon and alfalfa and then DEEP FRIED. I make them at home with a spicy kick. #'merica.

That seems rad and all, but why drink the minimum alcohol percentage of 5%? Alpha status would require at least twice that amount.

The legendary Don Mossi would beg to differ.

I must admit, I already forgot two of those guys.

Everything alright at home, Phil?

Where are the Cheesehead Packer fans? You've changed, Drew.

Minneapolis could have remained unscathed had it not been for Gwyneth Paltrow.

Long sleeved button up tucked in to khaki slacks. Eli's there to get down!

"That's bullshit and you know it!" at 0:49

GhostOfGregGagne: Wow! The Wolves look really great!

That ponytail, however, is downright Eurotrash.

Ndudi Ebi: [Reads article]

On a related note, I once received a citation from a ginger bicycle cop for public urination outside Miller Park in Milwaukee at a Twins/Brewers game. Apparently that's a thing there. It cost me $250ish. I am not proud.

I dig the 1975 Topps inspired graphic in the first video at 1:26. That is all.

No need to Shout, gentlemen.

Matthew Broderick didn't make the cut?

We thinly slice eye round for our pho and while tricky, it can be done.

While she seems exuberant, you just know she'd prefer the Marlboro option.