Do they always have to work in the 60's Spider-Man theme into every movie?

They’re going to feel so betrayed when he turns heel.

I can neither confirm nor deny I have her substitutiary locomotion and flying spells memorized and occasionally whip em out when no one’s home just to see if they work.

It’s way past time for these “The Simpsons” episodes to die. 

what about his kids? they deserve that too?

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Whipping his dick out was bad enough, but he also actively tried to ruin the careers of those women and anyone who tried to report on it as well. People don’t talk about that enough. Like so much fucking hand-wringing over a guy’s “ruined reputation” and literally nothing about the reps of all the women he crushed…

So...we pay to buy the game, and then pay to learn how to play it?

Hey, being a white man who makes unfunny jokes at the expense of women or minorities is a great way to get yourself a stand-up special.

We’ve seen this script before.

Democrats need to up their trolling game. I mean, it would have been so easy to just hand the response to Rashida Tlaib. We all would have laughed, and then turned the Trump hate-athon into the MST3K-worthy moment of mockery it deserves to be right along with Rashida.

Particularly bizarre in Salva’s case because he molested an actor, on a film set where he was director, and used his filming equipment to record it. I’m not someone who thinks someone convicted of a crime should be banned from any job for life, but it seems reasonable that you shouldn’t be able to retain a position of…

I mean, on one hand there’s stuff like this, but on the other, I’ve played more incredible games over the past couple of years than I ever have before.

Whether it’s legal or not doesn’t mean he can’t get away with it. McConnell and other Republicans are happy to play defense. Even Mitt Romney has said he’d vote for the wall. Like Flake before him, he’s for everything on the president’s agenda, he just wishes the president would be so gosh darn less impolite about it.…

I myself always enjoy a completely unnecessary and vastly inferior remake that exists solely to cash in on the brand equity of an underrated classic.

This version of the aristocrats is both the most disgusting and the least funny.

Slightly missed opportunity for Franky’s dish to not be served with cola. Zoro’s dish looks like something that Sanchi would make just to make fun of said character. At least they got Luffy’s dish has four kinds of meat. 

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

I wish George Carlin was still alive. I could actually kind of see him saying that one line - “you’re not interesting. You didn’t get shot.” - and spinning it into some good commentary about the media or human nature rather than that unfunny, cringey hack job Louis CK gave us.  Carlin was the master of shocking you…

Wow. There’s a difference between edgy comedy and just being a dick. At least be funny if you’re going to be an asshole, I thought this had been established since Lenny Bruce and George Carlin.