it was cancelled 

LOL their shit is still broken.

It’s about ethics in board game journalism. 

Would this make for a great double feature with The Lure? 

The best Cannes movies are the ones where most of the audience walks out in disgust. The worst are the ones that get rounds of applause at the end. 

who that?

Most of us rent so we got no choice in what kind of stove we use be it gas or electric so it’s all pretty pointless to me.

Oy! He’s a chicken chaser he is!

It’s one of the few times it actually makes canonical sense. The story mode from the last game was all about time travel shenanigans so resetting the timeline is perfect. 

I prefer Scott Adkins but for some reason he isn’t allowed in theatrically released movies unless he is wearing a fat suit. What we really need is more Joe Taslim and Iko Uwais. 

I think if I added up all the commercials I’ve seen for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel vs. the runtime of the entire series that the commercials would come out ahead by 72 hours.

Fingers crossed that Ronda “Sandy Hook Truther” Rousey isn’t voicing Sonya Blade ever again.

I remember thinking after watching Dolemite is my Name that Eddie Murphy was back but then I saw Coming 2 America. 

I just want to see more Spider-Man 2 and something cool that isn’t a sequel.

I think it’s cool to bring up how Kotaku had this big expose about how awful Activision is yet is constantly posting articles about Overwatch 2. Fuck Activision!

Being a gamer is 99% being angry at everything and 1% actual gaming.

Johnny Depp is a barely functioning addict. 

Listen to this week’s Chapo Trap House about why Ted Lasso sucks an egg. 

I find it best to not give Activision money. 

There wasn’t a Deer Hunter Lego Set?