I prefer to play fantasy sports games not based on novels written by a Terf Nazi but that’s just me. 

Wow you thought The Return of the Living Dead sucked shit?

All I know is if Elijah Wood pops up in a movie or a show it’s going to be weird and probably pretty good because he’s got “fuck you money” thanks to LotR.

I could never get into Naruto. Just didn’t grab me the way One Piece or Bleach did. 

Who would have guessed that Drake would turn out to be the Marty Janetty to Josh’s Shawn Michaels? 

Remember how Hermione is seen as a nutter for being upset that a race of creatures capable of speech and presumably human intelligence were being kept as slaves? Remember how after the books were written and J.K. Rowlings was on social media talking about Dumbledore was actually gay and stuff? She also mentioned that…

I was never a fan of James Corden or Ellen DeGeneres but if I find out Drew Barrymore is a terror on the set of her talk show I’ll be devastated.

Isn’t that special.

So glad that wasn’t an Hollywood urban legend. Now can someone prove that Mr. Belvedere did indeed sat on his balls during a table read? Quick someone get Bob Uecker to confirm it. 

Eww gross he actually did the thing Ted Nugent tried to do and pulled it off.

She knows my feelings about Disney’s live action adaptations and even teased me a few days ago about the “Moana” live action remake news.

On one hand I don’t mind them changing the lyrics but on the other hand I hate all the live action Disney remakes. My partner insist that we watch them all because she’s still a Disney fan girl at heart but I’m hoping that live action Pinocchio movie finally broke her. 

Did anyone ever see that movie The King’s Man? Terrible movie but it has one of the most hilarious post credit scenes ever.

I assume Chris Pratt will play the lead in all these projects too. I bet he has a great Samus voice.

A lot of words when a simple J K Rowlings is a TERF Nazi would have been suffice. 

eccentric used book store owner

Turner & Hooch does not hold up. I watched it relatively recent because We Hate Movies did an episode about it and not very good. Worth watching if you want to see Reginald VelJohnson play another cop and Tom Hanks’ bulge in a pair of very tight underwear.

Trump is horrible piece of shit but these jokes are lame. 

Snoop Dogg almost never turns anything down. He’s like the Eric Roberts of hip hop.

Mojo Nixon played Toad in the live action movie.