Instead of SNL I watched the timeless holiday classic Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker. You know it’s a quality film because Mickey Rooney’s character is named Joe Petto. 

FUCK SLIDESHOWS

I’m sure I’m going to play and love the new Insomniac Spider-Man game but I am so much more curious about their Wolverine game. 

I didn’t know there was a Postal 3. 

Minecraft porn? I don’t doubt it exist but that does it for quite a few people does it? Whatever floats your boat I guess. 

I don’t really give a shit about things like plot and characters. I’m going to get high on some edibles and look at this pretty 3 hour spectacle in glorious 3D. 

Probably not going to play this until it is heavily discounted but I’m happy that a bunch of funny people I like got paid to do voices like Andy Daly, Maria Bamford, and Alec Robbins to name a few. 

I hope the Spider-Man that is just a bunch of spiders in a Spider-Man suit shows up. 

Who absorbs Warner Bros. Discovery? My money is on Amazon but I could see Weyland-Yutani swooping in last second. 

I loved that first Wonder Woman movie and was so excited for 84. What a huge bummer. Fitting that it was the perfect cherry on top of the shit sundae that was 2020.

You should bet real money against James Cameron. Seriously go find a bookie who will take that action and give them your life savings.

Buff Kumail is just one of those things I’m going to eventually get used to like Hannibal Buress without glasses.

I’ve been hurt too many times before. 

I was going to watch the third Guardians movie but the second post credit scene cameo by Arkon the Magnificent got spoiled so what’s the point? 

I think I’m going to search Tubi for good bad movies and watch the game trailers the next day like I did last year. Nothing against the VGAs. I just can’t stand award shows. It’s sad because I don’t even bother reading the results which I at least do for the Oscars and even the Emmys. 

I enjoyed Days Gone and think critics were a bit harsh but this is fucking embarrassing. 

Wonder Woman 1984 being awful was the perfect way to cap off a really shitty 2020. 

I was afraid this was a victim of the pandemic so happy it isn’t.

Going to be honest was not a fan. I think the combo of him and Noel was a bit much.

Requiem is overrated and is just a fancy anti drug after school special that features a double ended dildo. Going to be honest I legit forgot about Pi.