Further proving my theory that The Wrestler is the only great Darren Aronofsky movie.

I once gave a retro streamer $20 to help pay his cat’s vet bills. Pretty much the same thing.

Nostalgic Millennials who fondly remember one of the most popular boy bands of the late 90s? That’s my guess. I was more of a Nu Metal kid so if this was a Korn holiday special I’d be all over it.

He made the right call. 

Lance Reddick is the best! I want to be all cool and say I’ve been a fan since Oz or The Wire but it was Fringe. Loved me some Fringe! 

How awful was The Many Saints of Newark? Easily one of the most disappointing movies I’ve seen in years. 

How pissed is Candace Owens and her husband that they couldn’t dump Parler off on Kanye? Also let’s take a moment and laugh at their anti-woke bank going under almost immediately. 

All you need to know is that the CEO of Netflix is an Elon Musk fanboy.

Shooting up Malboro venom I bought from a shady Moogle to deal with my PTSD from seeing my family get doinked by a Tonberry.

Mel Gibson is the line.

At least this tournament wasn’t shut down due to a massive sex abuse scandal. 

I will pray to Our Lord and Savior that Emily stays in Paris.

Is he really back or just being sent to Geezer Teaser purgatory?

Just that he’s an actor who I assume would like a huge paycheck. Nothing wrong in it as tons of respected actors have taken gigs just to pay the bills. We all know the famous Michael Caine quote about why he did Jaws: The Revenge.

James McAvoy likes easy money. Would have never guessed.

Nothing would work because big studios don’t make comedies anymore. 

I’ve heard of challenge pissing but challenge dumping? 

MCU won who cares what QT or Scorsese says. I agree with them 100% but nothing is going to change until MCU movies start bombing hard. Hopefully the fall of Marvel leads to another golden age of cinema but who knows. 

No Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale or Dial Code Santa Claus AKA Deadly Game?  

All reality shows need to end with the subjects getting arrested.