Good! He made Lily Tomlin cry.

Having Erinn Hayes on the final episode was brilliant. I kinda wish we had another season or two but it honestly probably wouldn’t have drastically changed the finale. 

You forgot that he attacked an Uber driver. 

Remember in Don’t Breathe 2 they made Stephen Lang’s blind guy the cool antihero but in the first Don’t Breathe he was trying to impregnate the woman who killed his daughter by using turkey basters full of his own semen which is also presumably the fate of final girl Jane Levy at the end of the movie? That was fucked…

Only three episodes in but I love it. It checks off two of the three boxes for the types of YA novels I loved back in the day. Teens with terminal diseases and horror. If they set in the post apocalypse or some kind of dystopia then they would have had the hat trick.

I miss the old days when all I knew about Elon Musk was that he had something to do with PayPal, super expensive electric cars, and was the guest star on one of the worst episodes of The Simpsons ever.

You know what was a good Jesse Eisenberg movie? The Art of Self-Defense. No joke I just really dug that movie.

I’m shocked there hasn’t been an Amelia Bedilia movie yet. 

It’s going to be sexy Don Knotts yet again this year. 

They should get reruns of The Office to host The Daily Show. 

Hollywood blackballs people all the time. Ask Harvey Weinstein victims Mira Sorvino and Ashley Judd. 

Why is this a list? Just watch the show it’s good. Plus it’s a better representation of LGBTQ+ horror than anything that hack Ryan Murphy could shit out for American Horror Story if you really need another reason. 

As an Ohioan I can confirm that we are a Kroger state not a Meijer state. Is this one of those Barstool Sports map thingees that are made to piss people off?

They still let David O. Russell make movies? I mean I guess just being a physically and emotionally abusive piece of shit isn’t as bad as what Victor Salva did and Hollywood continued to let him direct movies. 

My choices were rom com but gay or creepy smile people so I went with Smile. Sorry but I do genuinely enjoy both rom coms and Billy Eichner but I prefer watching horror and action in theaters. There is reason they stopped making big studio comedies. 

Giant Bomb has been sold more times than something that has been sold a lot. 

Surely she is broke now. 

People just want to see spectacle in theaters. Just saying if Billy Eichner would have scaled a skyscraper in Dubai or had an evil twin growing out of the back of his head then Bros might have beaten Smile. 

Every several years the major film studios have a lottery and the “winner” is forced to make either a Tarzan, King Arthur, Robin Hood, Peter Pan, or Three Musketeer movie. I assume they do it to appease the ancient ones.  

Mark Hamill has more final Joker appearances than KISS has farewell tours.