Maybe they could put all those kids that get dumped off at Game Stop to work. 

Actually saw a grown ass man throw a tantrum at McDonald’s because he didn’t get a Pokemon card in his Happy Meal. I thought how childish while I ordered Chicken McNuggets and an orange Hi-C.

I know there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but supporting Activision Blizzard is still too icky for me.

All these upcoming JRPGs and the one I’m most excited for is One Piece Odyssey. 

I wasn’t joking. 

Bring back those giant ass sloths instead. 

Hope it earns that nearly 3 hour runtime. Nothing worse than watching a long movie that feels like it could have been edited down to 2 hours and not lose anything important.

I’m tempted to watch SNL again after I quit due to Donald Trump hosting because I’m a huge fan of Sarah Squirm and James Austin Johnson but eh...

Bring back Craig Kilborn

I didn’t realize I would miss RomComs until they were gone. 

Looks like something from an Atari Jaguar launch game.

I just assumed GOTY editions were bullshit like the old Nintendo Seal of Quality.

He has brain damage. Like for real he had three strokes and an aneurysm back in the 90's while filming Hercules.

Grover

If you go by social media there are only two types of stand-up specials now. The ones where you tell an unfunny story about a personal tragedy or ones where you attack trans women and bitch about cancel culture.

I’m glad it’s okay to admit liking Avatar now.

No sir, I don’t like it. 

All hail King Sausage Fingers McGee!

Bob is definitely my #1 TV dad. #2 is a tie between Carl Winslow and Uncle Phil.

You put a gun to my head and told me to name a Taylor Swift song that would be very rude.