Imagine your own dad plowing a lady while wearing just a tank top.

If my dead dad was a famous actor it would be a lot to process to watch him perform especially if I’m only 22. 

I think the only good one of those shows post Jon Stewart leaving The Daily Show was the one on obscure cable network Fuse that was hosted by Paul F Tompkins and all the pundits were puppets from the Jim Henson Creature Shop.

At least there is a new Saints Row coming out next year that is looking to fill the void left by there not being a GTA 6. 

Getting fired from SNL is one of the best career moves you can make. Look what it did for Jenny Slate. Chris Parnell was fired twice and he’s in every cartoon and a guest star on every TV comedy. 

Fuck! That’s all I really wanted from Resurrected but I can’t in good conscience play it.

I like Billy Eichner so I had to stop following him on Twitter so I could continue to like him. He didn’t really do anything terrible he’s just one of those “Vote blue no matter who” guys and would get into dumb arguments defending that stance. I already had Michael Ian Black ruined for me because of Twitter and I…

This reads like the review for a movie that should have received a “D” or lower. 

Pratt exposed himself to his Park and Rec coworkers and tried to play it off as a childish prank.

Being part of what is basically Christian Scientology and thinking a fun prank on the set of Parks & Rec was exposing his genitals to the cast and crew really sours you on a guy. It ain’t rocket science. 

Serious answer is Matt Berry. Joke answer is Donald Trump again. 

That baby crazy! 

That sucks she failed.

Aren’t NFTs and Crypto all a scam? 

Aren’t NFTs and Crypto all a scam? 

Remember that year when everyone was all buddy buddy with Sean Spicer at the Emmys? 

Do you think Clint Eastwood got asked about the MCU on his press junket for Cry Macho? 

That’s because the game after Ragnarok will finally have the showdown we all want. Xenu vs Kratos!

That reminds me what’s the death count for the Qatar World Cup in 2022 is up to 6500 migrant worker fatalities. So please nobody watch that shit. 

Even if it aired as is it still wouldn’t be CBS’s worst reality show. That honor has to go to Kid Nation where they broke children labor laws and a kid accidentally drank bleach.

I think it is funny how all the right wingers now got to pretend that they always loved Nicki Minaj and her music.