That’s just sad. If you’ve ever been the star of your own Sega Genesis boxing game you should not be fighting in 2021. Mike Tyson is 55 and had an NES game, dude should be fighting either.

They are replacing Alan Wake with Jake from State Farm. 

Every so often my friends and I will check out GTA Online get completely overwhelmed, then bored after fucking around for an hour or less, then we play something else.  

So for the Star Citizen defenders will there ever be a finished product that I can buy on Steam or wherever? Before you jump on me by finished I mean there is something called Star Citizen that I can buy and play that resembles a game and not some sort of bare bones beta that feels like a tech demo.

No Rocko’s Modern Life or Two Angry Beavers.

I’m kinda done with Naughty Dog after Last of Us 2. It was a technically impressive but the story rubbed me the wrong way. It’s the same reason I quit watching The Walking Dead because at some point it turned into misery porn and I didn’t need that in my life. This shit just makes me more incline to not buy their next…

I think if we lived in a world where a GTA VI was teased several years ago we would have another silly Saints Row game. There’s a big GTA sized hole that ain’t being filled by endless GTA Online DLC and somebody has to fill it just like how the original Saints Row came to be in the gap between San Andreas and GTA IV. A…

Do you think he’s really friends with Cookie Monster? 

As someone who watches Jeopardy regularly I think LeVar Burton was set up to fail by being preempted in a lot of markets because of the Olympics and only getting one week. That said his cadence wasn’t right for Jeopardy and it didn’t feel like a great fit but given an extra week he probably would have found his rhythm.…

He was only given a week and was pre-empted in many markets by the Olympics. LeVar was set up to fail. 

Spoilers: WWE has and will always be racist. You got Apollo Crews acting like a Cum Town character, they got one of the best wrestlers in the world Akira Tozawa dressing up like a ninja and doing stupid comedy skits, still doing sushi is gross jokes in 2021, and they have fired pretty much every openly gay male…

Aaron Rodgers was better. 

Only the super popular streamers, who I never heard of because I’m old, must have got the memo because all my chill retro streamers and various art weirdos are still doing their thing on Twitch.

I’m imagining if the retro streamers I mostly watch had fucked up drama with their channels. It’s just chill vibes of dudes and ladies playing games for fun and the biggest drama is whether Zelda 2 is a good game. For the record Zelda 2: The Adventure Link kicks ass and if you disagree I accept your opinion. 

I hate this movie so I’ll give it our lowest score a C -

No questions about Wayne? Love that show but I’m thinking we ain’t getting a second season.

I’d like to think he remembered that evil super boy movie he produced and was like “oh that kinda sucked let’s do a giant mind controlling intergalactic starfish instead”.

I didn’t read the article but I assume it’s because you’re boycotting all things Ubisoft too because they are just as bad as Blizzard Activision?

Ben Schwartz has the worst taste in friends. 

It seems less fun knowing Bill was pals with Epstein and probably did way worse.