Do you think he’s ever played a single round of the Pokemon card game? 

Kinda fucked how it’s legal for someone who is famous to buy in to a crypto currency for pennies and use social media to inflate the price by suckering their fans then selling for a nice profit before the bubble burst. That’s capitalism working as it should I guess.

I’m sorry everyone I’m that kid in the 90's that wished on a monkey paw that The Simpsons would be on TV forever. 

The guy who thinks he has an “N-word pass” thinks nothing was wrong with that scene. I am shocked!

Not a big fan of crowds when things were “normal” now I get to freak out every time I hear someone cough.

Cory in the Big House

In Greek mythology those Gods would fuck anything as anything. I just always assumed it was the same with Norse Gods. 

This would be ridiculous if it was the plot to an episode of Captain Planet.

Who knew Josh Peck was going to be the successful one? Not exactly an A-Lister but dude gets steady work and is going to be the non-dog one in Disney+’s Turner & Hooch TV series. 

Don’t forget they are very anti-LGBTQ+ too.

Stigmata or Mario Party enthusiast?

Man video games inside of video games that shit is crazy if you think about it.

Does anyone remember Sean Spicer’s weird vendetta against Dippin Dots? Maybe he knew something we didn’t or he was just a weirdo that was constantly swallowing gum and hiding in bushes. 

I think it is a law that every Nu Metal band has to have at least one song about fighting your dad. 

You’ll be disappointed that it’s just the name of a podcast Bam appeared on before his very public meltdown.

I had assumed Bam had hit rock bottom around the time of his Cum Town appearance but I guess not. I hope Bam gets the help he needs and is able to turn his life around much like Steve-O did but that’s up to him. 

I thought he fucked bats. 

Everytime I think I’m going to try getting in on crypto or the next Gamestop, I just assume that by the time I hear about it that it is too late and I’d just be a mark to make some rich asshole even richer. 

That last album was not for me and I’m still pissed at how they treated Janet Weiss. It’s a shame because No Cities to Love was such a fun comeback that I was excited for what was next. 

Oh they aren’t teaming up with that weird 80's animated movie with all the violence and nudity? :(