… that's better than Steven Tyler, man.

You can't tell me GG Allin wouldn't have been atrocious on Instagram.

I know! Can you imagine if Marvel cast some kid you've never heard of as Spider-Man? No one would work up the enthusiasm to see THAT movie!

Steve fucking Ditko made her a teenager, so Marvel walked that scene back.

Do yourself a favour and Google "Avengers 1998".

She did defeat Thanos. And it wasn't a clone or anything!

I don't tell you how to do your job.

Oh, I'll admit that I'm basing that off of broad strokes. But honestly? It was the impression the show wants us to have.

Hormel, an American company who found a way to simulate chili.

Last issue of Black Widow was glorious. The best one in the run so far.

Oddly, Contest of Champions (also by Ewing) was the must-read right up until it was cancelled.

I honestly though she was just a rebuke to the trope that the sexually-satisfied girls were the first to die in Eighties horror movies.

This post clearly would have been better used for Amazon link begging!

Yeah, but that was 75 years ago, so she's probably dead.

My brother and I got Michael Jackson's Thriller and the soundtrack to Breakin' simultaneously. We were excited over the wrong tape, in retrospect.

Loser Gracie Law savagely attacking Wonder Woman. Sad! Only I can direct this movie.

You're a monster. I want bigger New York accents in my films, especially from characters that come from different countries.

I guess Black Twitter isn't a thing.

We're forecasting "ninth circle of Hell sewage back-up" by 3:00 am PST.

What? I've been hanging around the A.V. Club like a dope!