I've not seen the film yet, so I'm assuming there's an equal amount of shots of Will Smith's ass. People like to watch sexy people do sexy things, right?

And you loved your hockey sweater!

I'm just glad I got here to watch a mic drop from Fluttershy. Damn.

If you approach the comments section as the real site, structure it like an improv game, and think of the articles as being tepid audience suggestions then, yes, you can enjoy your time here.

PVP: Poppins versus Predator

I baked him a cake and he basically sat there and told me I'd obliterated flour, milk, and eggs.

He's been in two other MCU movies already. They're calling him "The Vision", but he's basically the same.

A giant guinea pig, because D'AWWWWWW

What if she were an angry CGI elephant? Then she'd be Lizzy Tramplin'.

I thought Anthrax was fine.

Okay, well how about The Apprentice: Martha Stewart?

Okay, then Celebrity Apprentice!

Why can't he just use the theme from The Apprentice? It's like he doesn't understand the first thing about branding!

… to shreds, you say?

You can't really give him an arc in these because he has to be a selfish doofus in Episode IV. But you also can't really put him in a trilogy and not give him an arc. So…

"What do we want?"
"TO APPEAR LARGER!"

Not now! We're bitching about Max Landis!

I'm just glad they didn't explain who Douglas Adams was.

Power Girl's right here, ya know.

Remember when the Silver Surfer turned homicidal in the last episode of his first solo title and they never followed up on it?