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Time travel, so I'm assuming Leonard Pierce.

Dewey have to do a pun thread?

¿Conoces a O'Neal? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos.

I'm not sure why they don't include "Mow down shitty racists!" on the box copy, frankly.

That second part was conditional on the U.S. suddenly going down to seven justices. It's really all there in the sentence structure.

You also would have denied living in Toronto.

Well, we know where Harper's working now.

When Scotland sends its people, they’re not sending their best—just average people. They’re sending you. They’re sending you. They’re sending people that have an average amount of problems, and they’re bringing some of those problems with us. They’re bringing tables. They’re bringing hobbies. They’re veterinarians.…

It's like they've just discovered Youtube. We'll be hearing about the Pixar Theory a month from now.

The AV Club

All kids are for Michael Bay. For our forefathers chose poorly.

I specifically wanted them to by Lynchian moral monsters. But then the fucking test audiences!

I've only seen The Rock and that's pretty damned silly for his "best one".

Pictures don't work here.

I think he's saying the posters had a bigger role in Underworld than Kate Beckinsale's ass did.

I pretty much felt annoyed with any scene of Click she wasn't in. Granted, there may have been other reasons.

The director after that was just following Seth Rogen around with a camera.

Which steals attendance from the Jenna Von Oÿ festival in the next hall!

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.