Sigh…

Just not the ones we vote for. #neverforget

For Your Consideration: Tom Green's Canadian episodes are better—and creepier— than The X-Files' Canadian episodes.

You'd read that in a heartbeat.

Have you considered hiring Canadians? We have our May "Holiday-for-a-reason" a whole week early, so we could be used to keep the site running on this day, spritz maple syrup everywhere, correct your dictionaries…

Overweight, yes.

He went to my high school!

They actually just kept smoking. Then they waved their hand dismissively and said "Non, thees how-you-say scandal, eet ees not important enough."

I thought Zaffino's fights were messy in a bad way. Not a bad artist, but kind of unsuited for the story that needed to be told.

Yeah, I hate how he ruined Transmetropolitan—it's supposed to be for children! And now, what he's doing to my beloved Injection!

Holy shit, I had to check and double-check this. The top 17 most popular votes were cut due to reasons. Voting is apparently pointless.

50+ upvotes for "Groove is in the Heart" and the AVC's all "eh, whatevs".

Sugar or no one.

Well, tough. With Jian out and Sook-Yin done, we're letting him carry the banner.

You're forgetting Albert Brooks' reading of "Goodbye, son." Just too damn perfect.

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why would anyone still do this today

Downvoted for lack of period.

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