More specifically, my kitchen.

I can’t look at him and NOT think, “Who are 3 people that have never been in my apartment.” 

Apparently conservative values don’tallow for women enjoying sex, but at least these fools tell on themselves.

Shut the fuck up.

I mean, there’s a very good chance one of the funerals she goes to will be Biden’s.

What if he sits on it for a while until it falls asleep?

It’s 120 without the scarves.

rest well, Grant.

This one sucks. Like a lot. Mythbusters was a great show, but for me it really took off and came into its own when the Build Team came on. Kari, Grant and Tori just had great chemistry together. I miss the show quite a bit actually and was disappointed no other version involving the old crew ever really took off. And…

If the Satisfyer Pro 2 doesn’t do it for you, then it might be time to upgrade. Introducing.....the Satisfyer 2,000,000

If the Satisfyer Pro 2 doesn’t do it for you, then it might be time to upgrade. Introducing.....the Satisfyer 2,000,0…

I’ve never been a Rage Against the Machine fan, but my understanding of their lyrics is that they’re basically, “We have very strong opinions about politics/And here’s a PowerPoint laying them out/In very great detail.”

Everybody’s biting Roger Ebert:

Remember when Jon Stewart lit Tucker Carlson’s little bow tie wearing ass on fire on Crossfire, and then CNN cancelled the show as a result? Good times.

Really should have added Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis and pretty much any of Iliza Shlesinger’s specials, but I get it: comedy is subjective.

He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm!

The tradition of Festivus begin with the airing of grievances, and I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Sad news, but maybe now he can finally pin down Mister Steinbrenner about that Buhner trade......

Anne Hathaway really sold me on her Catwoman in her dance scene with Christian Bale in The Dark Knight Rises. The mystique and dangerous charm was there in spades.