oh, fuck you. she was a psycho 26 when we met, i blame ripken for making her be in the top 2 craziest girls i ever met.

oh, fuck you. she was a psycho 26 when we met, i blame ripken for making her be in the top 2 craziest girls i ever met.

oh, fuck you. she was a psycho 26 when we met, i blame ripken for making her be in the top 2 craziest girls i ever met. 

re: ripken - apparently he is a giant asshole. he belittled a girl i used to date for being a shitty goalie in soccer to the point of her crying. she was like 11 at the time. his daughter was on the opposing team that was lighting her up in the net. 

how cool would it be if a jet engine randomly fell out of the sky and landed on jordon peterson, donnie darko style? like, that might get me to believe in god.

Ok, we can go down that path... then the metro Boston area doesn’t want to be subsidizing a border wall between Texas and Mexico. Or a federal pork barrel water project in rural Nebraska. Isn’t it amazingly easy to cherry pick how we don’t want our federal taxes being spent??

That is a pretty fatuous line of arguing... The SALT deduction bones all property owners, but the relative effects are actually worse on the middle class. if you own a modest home in the boston area, say its worth 650, but your taxes are high and the SALT is 12 k. If you’re making 80k, you’re now getting taxed on the…

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

Still the best.

I must confess, I had never seen Thomas’s Leap of Faith until now. That is insane. 

perhaps i’m overly touchy on this subject since i own another maligned breed of dog (a pitbull), but fuck this girl. a doberman is a strong, capable animal, and mistreating it does nothing but create the potential for disaster.

+1 for trump using the updated version of “America” as a campaign anthem after nobody bothered to read the lyrics.

also, the Duke brothers are also in it, albeit for about 10 seconds. “Randolph! We’re BACK!!!”

i hope he is in the sequel and has finally made it to assistant manager where the big bucks start rolling in. 

“is this shitty enough for you?”

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

you can merge the two genres: condescension and swearing with a casual “fuckface” - like, if you call someone a fuckface while yelling its pure rage and emotion, but an offhand “ok, fuckface” packs that sardonic bite that is hard to rebuke. 

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

fly back? he’s rolling back in his pimped up minivan. with a ride that cherry, you don’t let it languish in a garage

its the face of a guy who just received 3/4 of a hand job before the giver lost interest and went home.