With you 100% on Edd and Tormund. But Beric? Meh

He totally gleamed that other dude’s cube.

Cool story brah

I read this five times. I still don't know what the hell he intended to convey.

my first college roommate was awful:

One time in high school I saw two football players messing with a regular dude at a party. The regular dude proceeded to beat the living shit out of them at the same time. Not one after the other, at the same time. hospital bad. They even broke a beer bottle over his head before the beating. It was brutal.

Win a World War and maybe we’ll talk about letting Karls back into society

I assume anyone named Myke was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

or the dreaded Karl

We want the shirt

Holy shit, it’s Agent Madani!

Re: Shaq’s endorsements.

welcome back

Addiction is such a terrible demon to battle. Mental health issues, the same. To hell with the football games, I hope that Josh gets his life and his mental health straightened out soon. I feel for him.

Or at the very least, we all should be awaiting the picture of Andrus visiting it and touching it

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

My choice - Blood. A largely forgotten FPS on the Duke Nukem engine.

1) Bold Blows.
2) See #1

Also from her speech;

he definitely thought it was a good idea to sleep with the girl who stole LT’s car, he was halfway to Aaron Hernandez at that point. shit, he got locked up a few years later under the alias paul crewe!