Cuomo sucks ass, but him pointing out the hypocrisy of Myrtle the Turtle not wanting to send NY aid when Kentucky is second most federally subsidized state in the country (~9k per resident) while NY averages a net negative of 1800 was pure gold. 

Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

Tool : [to Ross] You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin’ chopped up all around us and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there and I know you didn’t and you didn’t either. Kinda feelin’ like... dead too, ya know? My heads…

re: walking dead movies —

“The hallmark of the Alpha Male is incessant whining” - Jordan Peterson / Jocko Willink (they just wrote a book together titled “Alpha TUFF”)

this, a million times over. i don’t care how much biden stinks - i will be voting for him. shit, at this point i’d gladly welcome back another 4 years of gwb if it meant no more trump.

re: the dog house - i’m not crying, you’re crying.

agreed. while i think the wealth disparity in this country is growing out of control, arguing against the ultra wealthy in this regard shows a lack of understanding about how security markets work and the illusory nature of security valuation. 

rest well, Grant.

i had never heard of it before. watched the trailer. definitely am not crying right now.

pass on those solar pathway lights. they disintegrate if a squirrel farts within 10 feet of them. that is to say, they are garbage quality. 

pass on those solar pathway lights. they disintegrate if a squirrel farts within 10 feet of them. that is to say,…

dude, just use an adblock extension. 

Lucien Greaves for the win.

candy gram!

yeah, but on the flip side there are many people who think “born in the USA” is a patriotic song, and bruce’s singing is a lot clearer than ZDLR’s. people hear what they want to hear. 

Should Marvel choose to sue, this instagram account has been cataloging douche knobs misappropriating the punisher skull:

remember when the casting agent for quantum of solace wished for a latin actress and the room gave her a Ukrainian model with a deep tan?

check out Burn After Reading. Malkovich is hysterical in that movie. 

the literal hand of god coming to the rescue is the laziest ending imaginable. i love the book, but i always get so furious at that plot point. glad i picked up the unabridged version which has more story after it.

counterpoint: Roxy’s Grilled Cheese in Boston (and was on that stupid food network food truck reality show) does their grilled cheeses in mayo and they are, without a doubt, the best g/c’s I’ve had. and I lived off grilled cheese for about 3 dark years in college, so i know my shit.