This needs about a thousand more stars. I actually went “awwww” out loud at the end.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

you sound like the type of child I would both love intensely and also want to strangle.

If they’re willing to tout Sheen as a spokesman in the midst of all his obviously questionable activities, then shun him over one of the most obvious outcomes of those activities, that screams hypocrisy.

Oh god. Way too much Eastern European man in love with himself and way too little French Bulldog singing.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

How is it that she has any money left? I mean, has she been working? (last I remember, she did that movie with James Deen, but I don’t recall that being very well receieved). Is this an outfit she found at TJ Maxx?

She's gross.

I lost like 100lbs and could really use like $15000 worth of plastic surgery to put everything back into place. But then I read the details of what they actually do and I’m like “nope, nope, nope.” High waisted bikinis and quarter length sleeves it will be for me.

Like Gru in despicable me

I have a horrible family member who happens to be an ethics professor. When I tell stories about things he’s done people think I’m joking, he’s like a cartoon villain.

I have mail order degrees in murderology and murderometry.

i used to live across the street from the second oldest cemetery in salem, ma. — est. 1655. one spring we had a really bad stretch of snow/thaw plus torrential rains. and.......... suddenly there were ancient bones popping out of the ground on the slopey side of things. no nearby headstones or markers, just random…

It’s Stratfordian theory, and it’s not a theory. Shakespeare actually existed and he wrote those plays. Absence of evidence does not mean evidence of absence. Furthermore, your interpretation of the word “theory” is laughable at best and the movie Anonymous wasn’t “suppressed” it was a dumb movie that was critically…

If they don’t want “lightening” rounds, can we have some “enlightening” rounds?

Trump is a raging assclown. The people I’m really scared of are the ones who would vote him to be president. It’s like being the one sane person in a 50s B-movie about alien invasion except they’re too cheap to do alien costumes so the aliens just become regular people. Yeah, that sounds about right.

I missed the call for stories, but I wanted to share this one briefly because it’s exactly how you describe. Our moving through the world brings us in contact with people we really know nothing about, or how closely we brush against the the terribleness that inhabits this world. So here’s mine, which I hope to tell…