This is the attitude that got us in our current situation.

Sure. My husband’s a great person, but he’s probably not qualified to be president.

That’s my point. What does anyone know about it?

Agreed!

OK, I’m not saying the Rock would be worse than Cheeto Benito—in fact, I think it would be pretty hard to do so—but did this country learn nothing from assuming famous TV personalities are qualified to be president?

It’s like deciding one day that you don’t like the word “uncle,” so you’re going to replace it with “dog.” May cause some confusion.

Exactly! I was picturing telling a new coworker a funny story about “My family, Dave.”

All it does is add confusion and make it sound like he’s fucking his sister.

Nico Tortorella and Bethany Meyers don’t use words like “girlfriend,” “boyfriend,” or “partner.” They use “family.” [People]

Counterpoint: sometimes a rug is just a rug.

You don’t really think that’s how yeast infections work, do you?

She was a principal. They were making fun of her for having a job but also for getting her PhD (?!).

OMG, seconded on Pretty Girls. Loved it!

Only if you add lemonade! #TeamArnoldPalmer

Hanson

Me too! And it appears twice in that post. 😑

I was so mad at this woman. She had the easiest job, was warned to follow the rules, then didn’t, but then we were supposed to give a shit about her when there were consequences for not doing her job? Team Boy.

It’s like this was written by a robot programmed to generate hacky tabloid articles as written by remedial preteens who need to meet a word count. And the robot’s nemesis is the hyphen.

🎻 apparently