If I remember correctly, the current (or at least recent) owner had to put a request out there for people to stop throwing pizzas onto their roof, too.

If you see a house you’ve seen on tv, say “oh, it’s the house from [tv-show]!”, and then move on. Don’t rent cranes, don’t throw pizzas, don’t be WEIRD. Seriously, it’s just a house you saw on tv

I watch too much true crime tv to NOT Google the address of my future residence. Although we had a house built so now there’s different stuff to worry about. #theyreback

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.

Great movies? Really? I think that’s generous.

His verdict: Farrow is an opportunist taking advantage of the #MeToo moment for the purpose of “smearing” Woody Allen

You sound like a fun person to be around

Also, acting like Parker’s reputation is more important than Cattrall’s right to be left alone by someone she cannot stand says a lot.

UGH this brings back memories of when my dad died 3 years ago. I had an old best friend from high school who became an extremely toxic part of my life, and this resulted in me basically ghosting her (which is shitty but I didn’t know how else to extract myself - this is after I had told her my feelings several times,…

The etiquette you follow is that it’s good and gracious to simply say thanks to the people who offer condolences. Any normal human being would have ignored SJP’s condolences or simply said ‘thanks’ and moved on. Kim has serious issues.

I’m tired of hearing about Meghan Markle.

Can’t wait to see how Sean Hannity’s viewers react!

I forgot how gaslight! such emotional abuse! wow! these were. I do however remember they just reinforced a societal norm fantasy: look they’re married with kids now and have lots of money. Just as bland and boring as what passes as BDSM in this book. I also finally updated this for the last one, no more crossing out…

you should be in prison. So many other types of booze work with diet Coke, why vodka?

I am legit saddened that the most in-depth reporting Jez has done in the last year is...this.

BUT DOES THE BABY LIKE SEX ALREADY OR NO

“Baby, I’m Amazed”? Sir Paul would “Maybe” like to have a word with you...

I love how folks don’t understand that the Second Wave siblings aren’t even in the grown kids’ minds most of the time. — Child of Divorce, My Sisters Are Closer to My Kid’s Age, Ain’t Nobody Paying Attention to Them But My StepMonster.