I really enjoy this song and Jason Derulo's "If it aint love" and if my hipster college self knew that i loved these songs he would chuck a PBR at me.

Wheels spin.

This is one of Colbert's strengths and I wish the tonight show was basically just the Colbert Report minus the character. He cant pander like Jimmy Fallon so he should just head the other direction and treat everyone like adults.

and this is how online sarcasm works!

Maybe calm the f*** down?

Admit that Elon Musk is already a pretty stellar sounding superhero alter ego.

I'm slowly settling into an America where Fuller House could easily be the most popular show and Donald Trump could be our next president.
*Continues working on bunker*

I'm just curious what are some of your favorite shows? (this is not meant to be condescending im just curious)

I mean its a fictional show with wonderful performances, cinematography and soundtrack, but if its just a meth show to you than its clearly not going to be for you.

Your honesty is appreciated, i was afraid you were going to lie about being interested in a show that is heralded as one of the best in the last decade.

When i'm doing my inevitable repeats of Futurama or something i get incredibly bad anxiety when i have to pick another show that i will inevitably miss most of because i fall asleep and netflix decides that 3 1/2 episodes is a good place to stop.

Have either of those shows ever been on netflix?

Same thing with people who are Fast and also Furious.

but where do i go? Actually work at my job? But really his shtick (at least in the past 2 decades or so) isn't grating on anyone else?

Rose tinted glasses always with SNL, its easy to forget that SNL has always had about 80-90% misses. Compiling a greatest hits and factoring in post SNL careers is cheating.

I'd be more likely to say that i don't find Martin Short funny at all.

I was about to make this comment, as i had to reread this article a few times as it was confusing.

Oh man I died at this.

beat you by like 4 seconds

H Jon Benjamin 4ever