“I absolutely HATE eggplant, except maybe in [preparation that is 95 percent just cooked eggplant].”

You just have to have a few tricks up your sleeve when your friend whips out their phone and says, “I’m ‘gramming this!”

You just judged the shit out of that well intentioned poster.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I’m not sure why any adults would go to a Disney property unless you have small kids

I like the Clash okay, but they’re a pretty lousy example of an “authentic” counterpoint to the Pistols. There was far more interesting stuff going on in England than either of those bands at the time.

Agreed. And I’d like to add — who gives a fuck what the circumstances of their genesis were? That’s a great fucking record. And it still sounds great today.

Everybody’s too cool for the Sex Pistols now, eh?

Are you an expert? Do you have any proof?

Also, this:

So do Yahoo! Ads.

CHILL OUT, MAN

The Religion War by the Cartoon Man is a Word Story where the Smart Man solves the Brown Problem with his Man Brain.

I feel old because I remember when

“The Boy’s Soul”

If the only PBS show you can cite to defend against Trump’s cuts is the one show that was drowning in red under Obama and now on premium cable, then you need to work on your arguments.

“I Can’t Vibe 55”

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

I was also drugged in High School, and what I mean by “drugged” is I took a lot of drugs.