“I think I just opened a portal with my fucking mind,” he says.

Paul Browne, vice president for public affairs and communications, said... as long as the students did not disrupt the ceremony, it would be allowed to take place.

Eh... It’s Pittsburgh. I’d be willing to bet the can was empty and he was just using it as something to hold his chewing tobacco spit.

Counterpoint: Ryan Adams is boring and no one considers Heartbreaker to be one of the best albums in the last 20 years except you.

Your points don’t stand, Klansman.

I’m gonna jump in here just to say that you’re really fuckin’ stupid. Holy shit.

But digital marketing agency Yuuuge says his Twitter engagement is up eleventy seven percent!

No. We can’t dig it, nerd.

No. We can’t dig it, nerd.

Sorry... you’re dumb and no one wants you to hire them (as if you’re in that position).

And RETAIL management that doesn’t plan for increased RETAIL traffic and business are not good RETAIL management. The whole fucking point of having a corporate infrastructure is to make RETAIL operations go smoothly across the board. YOU should be happy [what?!]. What I’m reading is literally, “Management kinda…

That wiener has teeth.

Well... If you’re completely ignorant about what you say, I guess it’s okay if I don’t get it either. ;)

My argument seems pretty sound:

It’s not what I’m asking.

You don’t seem to get it. It’s not hard. Don’t be a dick just to be a dick.

This is a weird thing to be smug about.

You’re just wrong here.

Here’s Halloween when Otto was three different versions of Bob Dylan. He also was weird when we tried to give him an award.