“I think I just opened a portal with my fucking mind,” he says.

Paul Browne, vice president for public affairs and communications, said... as long as the students did not disrupt the ceremony, it would be allowed to take place.

Eh... It’s Pittsburgh. I’d be willing to bet the can was empty and he was just using it as something to hold his chewing tobacco spit.

Counterpoint: Ryan Adams is boring and no one considers Heartbreaker to be one of the best albums in the last 20 years except you.

No. We can’t dig it, nerd.

No. We can’t dig it, nerd.

Sorry... you’re dumb and no one wants you to hire them (as if you’re in that position).

And RETAIL management that doesn’t plan for increased RETAIL traffic and business are not good RETAIL management. The whole fucking point of having a corporate infrastructure is to make RETAIL operations go smoothly across the board. YOU should be happy [what?!]. What I’m reading is literally, “Management kinda…

Well... If you’re completely ignorant about what you say, I guess it’s okay if I don’t get it either. ;)

My argument seems pretty sound:

It’s not what I’m asking.

You don’t seem to get it. It’s not hard. Don’t be a dick just to be a dick.

This is a weird thing to be smug about.

You’re just wrong here.

Here’s Halloween when Otto was three different versions of Bob Dylan. He also was weird when we tried to give him an award.

That impending writer’s strike should have started sooner.

Surprised I haven’t seen it, because I’ve been making them for years, and all my cats have loved ‘em:

St. Louis was done in tonight by too many urban types who prefer basketball and football to soccer, sadly.

I read the article, numb nutz. This article also uses the highway jump as a lead image. If he’s doing illegal road jumps, do you think he contacted the proper channels to clear a jump over a moving train?