You seem very smrt.

Durr...

Vergara is now happily married to who?

Seems like a good idea. And probably way easier than smoking crack in the shower... I can never get the damn lighter to stay lit!

Sorry if this sounds kinda harsh, but... This is dumb.

You like Dilbert.

Sorry, guy... That Love jazz you’re honking on about sounds like it’s well intentioned and all, but...

And you had to spend your winnings on a ceramic dog or some dumb shit.

Meh... Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg were both considered good dudes. And I never heard anybody call Foote an absolute prick. Sure, the 90's Avs had a few tuff guy wing nuts, but as a whole they seemed like a generally likable team. And the rivalry, while it lasted, was one of the best in all of sports. You sound a…

This seems unnecessarily mean, but here it is anyway...

What’s the point? 99% of people don’t use their turn signal anyways.

You must not keep up with magazines about gently obscured nipples...

Wow. It sounds like you’ve got a really amazing and expensive internet connection. That’s why everyone likes you and thinks you’re so cool.

jk

I’m not JudasIscaredycat, but... No. That’s not what he means.

This looks like my jam! Am making this for breakfast this weekend.

Seriously. Does he think he’s Cato or something?

... what?

Cool. Thanks.

Meh...