How convenient that she didn’t understand the grief when she lied and got that innocent child killed then went on to live her life happily. So how about you go fuck yourself along with Carolyn?

Well there’s being an asshole and then there’s just slowly growing apart over the years until you really don’t know who the other celestial body is anymore and maybe it’s time you both started getting into other orbits.

Jesus Mary and Joseph. If I’m the Bulls, I say “Carmelo plus next year’s first rounder for Rondo.”

“They just shrugged it off” is very interesting revisionist history alternative facts.

The way they’re playing now, I think he’d accept a tie.

So it’s a huge issue when Hillary does it, but not at all when the sitting fucking President does it?

wait ... just who the fuck is rubbing off bedbugs?

What is a “threep”?

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in…

“For what shall it profit a woman, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own sole?”

He wasn’t a good fit in their system anyways. That’s what the recruiting services miss in their rankings. Sure a guy may have considerable skills, but is he a good fit? It’s not as easy as you think putting an armed robbery kid into a rape system.

Rich people are full of shit

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

It always amazes me how some people can watch a flagrant, textbook penalty and conclude that it was a rigged call. The replay from behind the play was about as conclusive as you can get - Harrison is a yard away from Alex Smith while being dragged to the ground from Fisher’s arm around his neck, and then a second…

How do you folks know the names of all of these characters? Were the names even mentioned in the movie? Did you watch the movie a million times? Did you read the script or some other written material that contained the character’s names? Star Wars has about a million different characters in it and it seems that every…

All of them?

So, over ten years, you will spend $30,000 for t.v.... And Americans wonder why they’re broke..

Counterpoint:

Even assuming that coffee is important enough to warrant this type of extra prep, how would carrying an egg around be more convenient than carrying coffee beans? Also, it seems like a waste of an egg.

Hey guys... I just saw the "Virgin" Mary in my cheerios, and she just cured me of my hunger pains. And baby-waffle-Jesus-toaster-burn seems to be telling me to smite my enemies in the name of our heavenly father The Quaker Oats guy.