How convenient that she didn’t understand the grief when she lied and got that innocent child killed then went on to live her life happily. So how about you go fuck yourself along with Carolyn?

Jesus Mary and Joseph. If I’m the Bulls, I say “Carmelo plus next year’s first rounder for Rondo.”

The way they’re playing now, I think he’d accept a tie.

What is a “threep”?

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in…

“For what shall it profit a woman, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own sole?”

He wasn’t a good fit in their system anyways. That’s what the recruiting services miss in their rankings. Sure a guy may have considerable skills, but is he a good fit? It’s not as easy as you think putting an armed robbery kid into a rape system.

Rich people are full of shit

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

It always amazes me how some people can watch a flagrant, textbook penalty and conclude that it was a rigged call. The replay from behind the play was about as conclusive as you can get - Harrison is a yard away from Alex Smith while being dragged to the ground from Fisher’s arm around his neck, and then a second…

Samyube is either a really stupid troll, or a Klansman, or both, because that is some epic “lalalala I can’t hear you!” going on.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Don’t defend this guy by downplaying how awful he is.

In fairness to Sessions, he’s a lying piece of human garbage. That’s it.

Even assuming that coffee is important enough to warrant this type of extra prep, how would carrying an egg around be more convenient than carrying coffee beans? Also, it seems like a waste of an egg.

I doubt that musicians appearing in 2017 signed a contract in 2001.

Fucking Kevin

truer words never spoken. we had a friend growing up who was such an asshole his nickname was billy. another friend was such a tool his nickname was kevin.

And let us not forget their collaboration with Extreme Noise Terror.

Back to the heavyweight. Back to the heavyweight. Back to the heavyweight jams.