“They’re justified and they’re ancient, and they like to roam the land”

The Enforcers are everywhere if you know what to look out for...

its god’s mix tape.

Fuck off.

I meant to reply to the general post, but somehow it went to your reply. This has to do with bridges because the whole thing has been a BRIDGE for the Chargers to go to LA!

You sound like a guy who starts fights at bars.

I find it amusing how people outside cool expensive cities say everything is boring elsewhere when most of them sit in their small closet size apartment for 98% of their leisure time on the Internet and watching Netflix.

Ladyheatherlee, I love you. You know that I love you, yes?

The first two sentences of this entry make me want to punch a child into the sun.

Ok, well now it’s my opinion that you’re a scumbag.

NOCK NOCK

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“Football is a meritocracy”

when it comes to bagel possession its butter safe than sorry

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

*fart noise*

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…