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But it’s an opportunity to showcase their new mustache mechanics engine.

Imagine that!

ILikeThunderstorms for White House Press Secretary 2016!!!!!

Not all heroes wear capes. <3

Go home, Melania. You’re drunk.

came here to post this

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Normally I am not a fan of reboots but this new version of Twins seems pretty promising.

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Yes.

All I see is this

3, 2, 1 to #butnotallfratsandsororities are bad bullshit that inevitably shows up here

it prevented the russians from taking over, duh

No. We should honor them quietly and in the early morning hours.

My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

“Up your nose with a rubber hose!”

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.

Finally I can leave my kids in the back with the windows rolled up and doors locked without some snarky white knight coming and breaking my window for the fourth time.

“Coon”, in idiomatic American English, is a word that has grown to have two very distinct meanings -- both pejorative -- that are usually dependent on the one who utters it.

Historically, when used by (racist) white people to denote black people, it effectively serves as a basic synonym for “nigger”. And that’s it.