How has your cerebellum not seized up yet? Why do you and so many others continually believe that cyclists don’t pay their share of taxes for the roads? We have two cars in our household and enjoy all of the financial obligations which go with them. We definitely cover our share of taxes but we just happen to utilize…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Yep, the guys were near the Olympic village so of course the Guards would have guns on them. I am just finding this all very ironic that Americans are complaining about guns being used. If this had happened in US with a Black Brazilian he would be dead.

Tom got insulation and a bio child. Katie got the same kind of access to acting opportunities as Nicole Kidman got during her marriage to Tom, but she's not a good actress so it didn't pan out so great for her.

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Two now. Sorry, pal.

Tangled Legs; Didn’t Run

You sound like that Mr. Show sketch where wealth = intelligence. “This guy used to be dumb as shit. Then he won the lottery, and now he's one of the smartest people in the country."

Let’s be clear here, Trump is Nathan Lane as Max Bialystock. Not Zero Mostel. And whoever his Leo Bloom is (Manafort?) can be Matthew Broderick, because fuck if I’m comparing any of these people to Gene Wilder.

I know, right? The trailers looked so meh, and every time I saw a picture of Jared Leto, I thought “oh Christ, not this guy again...”

but its general usage has been noticeably applied to women, dogs, and I suppose we could throw in children.

Marriotts Of Fire

Pizza is for winners. Wait in the car.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

the Queen of Snapchat.

You really know your hams...

JUST STEAL THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Love this. My dad and I trade calls to each other every night to talk about politics, he is so amped about the DNC and is happy that he can vote this election. He just got his U.S. citizenship a year ago and is super stoked to vote in his first Presidential election. He wanted so badly to vote in the primaries and I…

He had a better PED regiment/better hidden motor than the rest of the field.